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• Marge: Good news, honey: two weeks are up. You don't have to wear your glasses any more!
  And your scalp and posture seem fine. Bart: [triumphant] Yes!...
• Homer: Hey, we haven't watched TV in a while! [turns it on] Ke
  Tonight, "Eye On Springfield" takes a look at the secret affairs of Kennedy, Eisenhower, Bush, and Clinton....
• If you don't care for your scalp, you'll get rabies! -- Monty Pytho
• Rubbing hair restorer into your scalp is a good way to insure hairy fingers.
• Marge: I've got to tell Homer about this baby in just the right way and at just the right time.
  Until then, please, keep this to yourselves....
• Keep away from open flame or spark.
• Trust him, but still keep your eyes open.
• Homer: Oh, baby. Marge: This was a _wonderful_ idea, Homey.
  [kisses him] Hey, there's a turkey behind the bed!...
• Bart: Oh, Dad, can we keep him? Homer: But he's a loser!
  He's pathetic! He's... SLH: [licks Homer's face] Home...