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• Fats Loves Madelyn.
• Fats Domino: the round of music
• Ned: [uneasy] Uh, be careful there, Homer, that is sort of a new table, heh heh, heh.
  Homer: Watch this, Ned. They don't call me "Springfield Fats" just because I'm morbidly obese!...
• Never play pool with anyone named "Fats".
• Real men consider saturated fats as one of the four major food groups.
• He that loves the tree, loves the branch. -- Proverb
• Abortion: Loves Labor Lo