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Don't Get Stuck In A Closet -- Wear Yourself Out.
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Don't get stuck in a closet -- wear yourself out.
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Don't get stuck in a closet -- wear yourself out.
Homer: Baart! Where'd you get that shirt? Bart: I dunno.
Came out of the closet. Homer: Uhhh... huh. -- When one's mind plays tricks....
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they get their head stuck in the jars.
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: To keep their ankles warm....
Bother! said Pooh, when Tigger came out of the closet.
Gay Lingo: To "Come out of the closet" is to proclaim that you are gay.
10 years old is a good age to get stuck at.
It is better to wear out than to forget.
When having a smackerel of something with a friend, don't eat so much that you get stuck in the doorway trying to get out.
-- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
It is better to wear out than to rust out.