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• If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
  -- On the door of a Moscow hotel room...
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  Attorney: You want the People of Springfield versus Kris Kringle....
• Abort, Retry, Fail?' was the phrase some wormdog scrawled next to the door of the Edit Universe project room.
  And when the new dataspinners started working, fabricating their worlds on the huge organic comp systems, we'd remind them...
• Did you know that there is a million bucks hidden in the house next door?
  "But there is no house next door." "No? Then let's go build one!" -- MARX...
• Don't ever slam a door; you might want to go back.
• Aha! Brekkers! I could eat fourteen trays of it this morning, and still have room for a dolphin on toast.
  -- George : Amy and Amiability...
• Two words you don't want to hear in the men's room: "Nice dick
• Mary and Joseph at the door to the inn: "Do you have a room for the night?
  Innkeeper: "You've got to be joking - it's Christmas!...