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• Smooth Jimmy Apollo: [explaining his poor prediction] Well, folks, when you're right 52% of the time, you're wrong 48% of the time.
  Homer: Why didn't you say that before!!...
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• You don't want to see system messages, you just want everything to work right.
  But since you have to use them, here's how. -- MVS/ESA...
• This fortune makes a prediction so vague that you will not be certain whether or not it has been fulfilled.
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