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• Burns: [from his office] Simpson? Simpson? [walks into Smithers' office] Did you get that report on the accounting department?
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• From Ross Hawg's Office
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• I'm the one from the registry office.
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• Burns: I'll have my lunch now. A single pillow of Shredded Wheat, some steamed toast, and a dodo egg.
  Homer: But I think the dodo went extinct... Bu...
• I was in the Fine Arts department's office talking to the secretary.
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• Office of Redundant Tautologies Department. Why say it once when you can repeat yourself with pointless verbose rewordings reiterating what it was you already said.
  -- Pyo...