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• He's mad. He's mad! He's madder than mad Jack McMad, winner of last year's Mr Madman competition.
  -- Edmund : Duel and Duality...
• A cynic is just a man who found out when he was about ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset.
  -- James Gould Cozze...
• I found this. He says his name's Arthur, but I think he's harmless.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Almost had a psychic boyfriend-he left me before we met.
• Our congratulations go to a Burlington Vermont civilian employee of the local Army National Guard base.
  He recently received a substational cash award from our government for inventing a device for optical scanning....
• I suppose that for the next year-and-a-half the stock market will shoot way up every time Howard Baker walks out of the Oval Office and says, "He's alert today!
  -- Mark Russell...
• He's a virtual genius. He's just swapped out right now.
• This man is dangerous; he believes what he says.