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• My inferiority complex is smaller than yours.
• My superiority complex is better than yours!
• My widget is better than yours because it's MINE!
• The Sysop Of MY Board Is Better Than Yours!!
• Yeah, but my mother-in-law is MEANER than YOURS.
• Choo darling, of COURSE we do. My distro (Bogus Linux v0.
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• There's sumpthin' bigger than Phil!!
• Sir, I would rather have my problem than yours.