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• It's only my opinion, but it's better than yours.
• My widget is better than yours because it's MINE!
• The Sysop Of MY Board Is Better Than Yours!!
• My superiority complex turned out to be an inferiority complex.
  I said, "Great, that makes me the least of my problems." -- Sara B. Siriu...
• Bet my floppy's bigger than yours.
• Yeah, but my mother-in-law is MEANER than YOURS.
• Sir, I would rather have my problem than yours.
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