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• They don't have sarcasm on Betelgeuse, and Ford Prefect often failed to notice it unless he was concentrating.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Goosnargh. Alright, how would you react if I said that I'm not from Guildford after all, but from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse?
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Aldebaran's great, okay, Algol's pretty neat, Betelgeuse's pretty girls Will knock you off your feet.
  They'll do anything you like Real fast and then real slow, But if you have to take me apart to get me there Then I don't want to go....
• You know, it's at times like this when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young!
  "Why, what did she tell you?" "I don't know, I didn't listen!...
• You know, it's at times like this when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young!
  "Why, what did she tell you?" "I don't know, I didn't listen!...
• You know, it's at times like this when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young!
  "Why, what did she tell you?" "I don't know, I didn't listen....