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• DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go in the cart! CUSTOMER
  Oh, don't be such a baby. MORTICIAN: I can't take him....
• MORTICIAN: He isn't. CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
  DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better! CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment....
• CART DRIVER: Bring out your dead! LARGE MAN: Here's one!
  CART DRIVER: Ninepence. BODY: I'm not dead! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there something you can do?
  DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy. [whop] CUSTOMER...
• LARGE MAN: Who's that then? CART DRIVER: (Grudgingly) I dunno, Must be a king.
  LARGE MAN: Why? CART DRIVER: He hasn't got shit all over him....
• BODY: I'm not dead! CART DRIVER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead.
  LARGE MAN: Yes he is. BODY: I'm not! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!
  BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man. -- The Quest for the Holy Grail (Monty Python)...
• BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite colour? LAUNCELOT
  Blue. BRIDGEKEEPER: Right. Off you go. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• ROBIN: (warily) And if you get a question wrong? ARTHUR
  You are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril. ROBIN...