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• BRIDGEKEEPER: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
  ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?...
• TIM: That is not an ordinary rabbit ... 'tis the most foul cruel and bad-tempered thing you ever set eyes on.
  ROBIN: You tit. I soiled my armour I was so scared! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot, He was not afraid to die
  Oh Brave Sir Robin, He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin....
• ROBIN: The what? ARTHUR: The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
  'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard always carries with him....
• ARTHUR: What are you going to do. bleed on me? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
• NEIL INNES PLAYED
• ARTHUR: Well, I AM king... DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice.
  An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society!...
• TALL KNIGHT: Firstly. You must get us another shrubbery!
  OTHER KNIGHTS: More shrubberies! More shrubberies for the ex-Knights of Ni!...
• ARTHUR: Who are you? TALL KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say Ni!
  BEDEVERE: No! Not the Knights Who Say Ni! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...