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• Welcome to the 24th century. -- Picard, "The Neutral Zone", stardate 41986.0
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• Saddam doesn't realize that if he doesn't get out, we're going to kick his ass out.
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• The ox knoweth his owner, and the ass his master's crib. -- Old Testament -- Isaiah i, 3
• Homer: Now you Boy! Bart: [scared] Oh. [plane approaches cops standing on their cars] You can't escape Bob.
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• Without it, I could, uh... go even blinder! ... Right?
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