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• Life is pain; anyone who tells you different is selling something.
  -- Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride...
• Life is pain, highness. Anyone who ways differently is selling something.
  -- The Dread Pirate Wesley, "The Princess Bride", movie...
• Life is pain, highness! Anyone who says differently is selling something.
  Westley, as the man in black, from The Princess Bride...
• Because I live in the hearts and minds of everyone who believes in TRUTH, JUSTICE and THE AMERICAN WAY.
  And that is bigger than you. Bigger than anyone who tries to make me in their own image....
• Beware the man who slaps you on the back - he is probably trying to make you cough up something.
• Who would you trust with your daughter? Rush Limbaugh or Howard Stern?
• Anyone who profits from the experience of others probably writes biographies. JONES
• If somebody tries to explain something to you, and you still don't understand, that is not your fault.
  It is his....
• If you can't say something nice, you're probably at the icecapades.