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• All a biker needs is a tight paceline, a loose groove, and a warm place to sprint.
• Homer: Ooh, you like sweets, kids? I know a place that's sweeter than sweetness itself.
  In this sweet place, earthly donuts are sour as poison -- you'd spit them out, you would!...
• Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roo
• Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.
• It takes a Real Man to sit indoors all day doing this.