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• Anyone can grab a Tiger by the balls, but it takes a real man to squeeze! -- Anonymou
• Man: [in his normal voice] Well, my work is done here.
  Bart: Hey, Michael, what happened to your voice? Ma...
• All a man needs out of life is a place to sit 'n' spit in the fire.
• Why did the `Real Man' sit in the dark? He couldn't find a new light bulb and was too embrassed to ask.
• Bart: [reading from a handout] Go To Work With Your Parents Day?
  Skinner: [over the P.A.] Yes, Go To Work With Your Parents Day....
• Thunder in the middle of the lake: The image of Following.
  Thus the superior man at nightfall Goes indoors for rest and recuperation....
• On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment -- halftime.
• It takes a mighty good man to be better than none at all.