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• The woman who sits next to you on the bus is wearing a perfume known as Eau du Terrible.
  She has a 200-liter drum of the stuff and sticks her head in it every morning....
• Riker: "She's not much to look at." Scott: "Laddie, every woman has her own charm.
  You just have to know where to look for her." -- "Relics", Stardate 46125.3...
• A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. -- Clare Booth Luce
• You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding.
  -- When is it okay to kiss someone?? -- Allan, AGE 10...
• I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
  -- Lewis Grizzard...
• Lewis's Law: People will buy anything that is one to a customer.
• People will buy anything that's one to a customer. -- Lewis' Law
• Bambi could never have been a mother if her hart hadn't been in the right place.
  -- Alan F. G. Lewi...
• Treat every woman as if you have slept with her and you soon will.