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• If he had only learnt a little less, how infinitely better he might have taught much more!
• Jaffe's Precept: There are some things that are impossible to know -- but it is impossible to know what these things are.
• Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
  -- George Bu...
• There are some things that are impossible to do, but it is impossible to know what they are.
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• Angling may be said to be so like the mathematics that it can never be fully learnt.
  -- Izaak Walton (1593-1683) -- The Complete Angler, Author's Preface...
• Did you hear about the little boy that found a fifty cent piece, so he went home for some money.
• Yo momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
• Three things only do slaves require, food, work, and their gods, and of the three their gods must never be touched- else they grow restless.
  -- Precepts for Ruling...
• The three best things about going to school are June, July, and August.