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• Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Seven. Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which point Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead (although he'll immediately claim that he's a doctor, not an electrician)....
• How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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• A young honeymoon couple were touring southern Florida and happened to stop at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road.
  After seeing the sights, they engaged in small talk with the man that handled the snakes....
• It is always an individual who is the impetus for innovatio
  he details may be worked out by a team, but true innovation results from the enterprise and unique perception of an individual....
• The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
  -- Joseph Heller, Catch22...
• How can the Enterprise crew spend the rest of their lives on Apollo's planet?
  ] Apollo: "Kill a deer!" -- "Who Mourns For Adonais?", Stardate 3468.1....