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• Are you left-handed or backwards?
• The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one is.
  -- Arnold Benne...
• Casey again: "You put a left handed batter up against a right handed pitcher and a right handed pitcher up against a left handed batter and on cloudy days you put up a fast pitcher and on warm days a slow pitcher.
• What they said: What they meant: "I recommend this candidate with no qualifications whatsoever.
  (Yes, that about sums it up.) "The amount of mathematics she knows will surprise you....
• You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home. And they will mess it up.
• Seven years and six months!" Humpty Dumpty repeated thoughtfully.
  "An uncomfortable sort of age. Now if you'd asked my advice, I'd have said `Leave off at seven' -- but it's too late now....
• Dream big, always dream as big as you can, even though 99 out of 100 dreams end up being nothing more than birdshit on a newspaper, every now and then one comes true.
  Do really want, when your chance comes around, to have only dreamed about going to school with no clothes and falling?...
• Life is one big road with lots of signs, so when you're riding through the rough don't you complicate your mind.
  -- Bob Marley...
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