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  I have fasted, been celibate and stayed awake nights seeking enlightenment....
• You don't have to worry about me. I might have been born yesterday...but I stayed up all night.
• I should have stayed in college." "What would you be if you had stayed in college?
  "I was in the black studies program. By now I could have been black." -- Woody Allen, "Banana...
• I have a box of telephone rings under my bed. Whenever I get lonely, I open it up a little bit, and I get a phone call.
  One day I dropped the box all over the floor. The phone wouldn't stop ringing....
• I should have been a plumber. -- Albert Einstei
• If I had been present at creation, I would have given some useful hints. ALFONSO THE WISE
• Larry: Well, how do ya like that? I have been in a museum.
  So, what happened with you and Ma? Burns: Oh, there was a terrible scandal....
• Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz? No, but I bet it hurts like hell.