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• French wine growers fear that this year's vintage may be entirely spoiled due to the grape treaders' sit-in.
  -- Ronnie Corbe...
• We will be talking to a man who was imprisoned in Wormwood Scrubs for his beliefs.
  He believed the night watchman was asleep. -- Ronnie Corbe...
• Homer: [in hard-hat and toolbelt] Hope you like it, neighbor.
  We didn't have the best tools or all the know-how, but we did have a wheel-barrel full of love!...
• At Crystal Palace this evening, Neville Stitch broke his own world record in the eight hundred meters.
  He was so pleased he went on to try the high hurdles, but, thinking they were the low hurdles, he shattered his personal best....
• Here's a piece of late news. Mr. Arthur Perkiss, the man who this week won five hundred thousand pounds on the pools, has announced that he will never work another day in his life.
  So he's staying on with British Rail. -- Ronnie Corbe...
• Trouble at Dartmoor Prison today ... A bomb destroyed the toilet block.
  Local residents have complained that, since then, at least twenty inmates have been seen going over the wall....
• It's the criminals, Stupid!
• Lookout World! The Modem is Ringing!
• BITCHENAID - It's like the best mixer, dude.