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• The wine is good but the meat is spoiled.
• Grape: Uninteresting larval stage of wine.
• A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Bypass.
  Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for sixteen hardened criminals. -- Ronnie Corbe...
• We will be talking to a man who was imprisoned in Wormwood Scrubs for his beliefs.
  He believed the night watchman was asleep. -- Ronnie Corbe...
• Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French.
  Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek....
• I fear that one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze, and I won't know what to say. -- Ronnie Shake
• Due to lack of interest, next year is cancelled.
• At Crystal Palace this evening, Neville Stitch broke his own world record in the eight hundred meters.
  He was so pleased he went on to try the high hurdles, but, thinking they were the low hurdles, he shattered his personal best....
• Here's a piece of late news. Mr. Arthur Perkiss, the man who this week won five hundred thousand pounds on the pools, has announced that he will never work another day in his life.
  So he's staying on with British Rail. -- Ronnie Corbe...