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• There once was a member of Mensa Who was a most excellent fencer.
  The sword that he used Was his -- (line is refused, And has now been removed by the censor)....
• The following appeared in a letter to the editor of a local newspaper.
  "The members of the town school board should not be reelected because they are not concerned about promoting high-quality education in the arts in our local schools....
• The most egotistical person we've ever heard of is the one who remarked that he had only been wrong once in his life and that was when he thought he was wrong but wasn't.
• He compares your nastiness to that of a man who rises in the morning and finds that the shoe he has just put his foot in has been used the night before as a chamber pot.
• He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword.
• Most powerful is he who has himself in his own power. -- Seneca
• Sad is his lot, who, once at least in his life, has not been a poet. -- Lamartine
• HADES, n. The lower world; the residence of departed spiri
  he place where the dead live. Among the ancients the idea of Hades was not synonymous with our Hell, many of the most respectable men of antiquity residing there in a very comfortable kind of way....