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• Real computer scientists don't comment their code. The identifiers are so long they can't afford the disk space.
• Real software engineers don't comment their code. The identifiers are so mnemonic they don't have to.
• Real computer scientists like planning their own environments to use bit mapped graphics.
  Bit mapped graphics is great because no one can afford it. So their systems can be experimental....
• Real computer scientists don't write code. They occasionally tinker with `programming systems', but those are so high level that they hardly count (and rarely count accurately
  precision is for applications.)...
• Space is an illusion, disk space doubly so.