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Real Software Engineers Don't Comment Their Code. The Identifiers Are So Mnemonic They Don't Have To.
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Real software engineers don't comment their code. The identifiers are so
mnemonic they don't have to.
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Real computer scientists don't comment their code. The identifiers are so long they can't afford the disk space.
If it doesn't have recursive function calls, Real Software Engineers don't program in it.
Real software engineers don't write in ADA, because the standards bodies have not quite decided on a formal spec yet.
Real software engineers like C's structured constructs, but they are suspicious of it because they have heard that it lets you get "close to the machine.
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
-- Don Herold...
Poverty must have its satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people. -- Don Herold
