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• Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath.
  At night, the ice weasels come. -- Matt Groening...
• When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned.
  Do not have sex with the authorities. -- Matt Groening, 'Basic Sex Facts For Today's Youngfolk'...