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• When oxygen Tech played Hydrogen U. The Game had just begu
  when Hydrogen scored two fast points And Oxygen still had none Then Oxygen scored a single goal And thus it did remain, At Hydrogen 2 and Oxygen 1 Called because of rain....
• Your bottle is now full of water.
• Half a cup of water is half-full, with air.
• Streets full of water; please advise. -- Robert Benchley
• Mars is essentially in the same orbit...[as the Earth] Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important.
  We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water....
• I'm only here for the oxygen.
• No smoking--Oxygen in use
• There's antimony arsenic aluminum selenium and hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium and nickel neodymium neptunium germanium and iron americium ruthenium uranium europium zirconium lutetium vanadium and lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium and gold and protactinium and indium and gallium and iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium There's yttrium ytterbium actinium rubidium and boron gadolinium niobium iridium and strontium and silicon and silver samarium and bismuth bromine lithium beryllium and barium Isn't that interesting?
  I knew you would. I hope you're all taking notes because there's gonna be a short quiz next period....
• On 'the totally suffering individual' (i.e. no food, no oxygen, no water, no self-esteem, no safety, no friends, no money, sick and in pain, etc.
  ) "You can't do this with people, which takes all the fun out of life....