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  Blood cell: "The oxygen? Oh boy, let's see. I was in the lungs....
• Only when the Sun starts to orbit the Earth will I accept the Bible. -- Keith M. Rya
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
• Mr. Pink: Am I the only professional around here?
• The Excitement of Trees: I. M. Board
• No smoking--Oxygen in use
• Works of art, in my opinion, are the only objects in the material universe to possess internal order, and that is why, though I don't believe that only art matters, I do belive in Art for Art's sake.
  -- E. M. Forste...
• No solemn sanctimonious face I pull, Nor think I 'm pious when I 'm only biliou
  Nor study in my sanctum supercilious, To frame a Sabbath Bill or forge a Bull....
• Let me control a planet's oxygen supply, and I don't care who makes the laws.
  -- Great Cthuhlu's Starry Wisdom Band (via Roger Leroux)...