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• If you want your boomerang to come back, throw it first!
• Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself.
  For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname "Fly Head"....
• Be careful when eating salmon - your fingers might become greasy.
• When I nod my head, you hit it.
• An officer in the US Civil War was inspecting his troops while enemy snipers were active.
  When warned to be careful, he said: Are you kidding?...
• Don't play hack at your work, your boss might hit you.
• Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick.
• Don't drink when you drive -- you might hit a bump and spill it.