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• If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.
  -- George Bu...
• If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
  -- George Bu...
• With a little luck, there's no reason why you can't live to be one hundred.
  Once you 've done that, you've got it made, because very few people die over one hundred....
• When you get to be the age of George Burns, it is unwise to buy green bananas!
• Work as if you were to live a hundred years, pray as if you were to die tomorrow. -- Ben Frankli
• And it's my opinion, and that's only my opinion, you are a lunatic.
  Just because there are a few hundred other people sharing your lunacy with you does not make you any saner....
• I smoke cigars, because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to, I might fall down.
  -- George Bu...
• Eighty-four. Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.
  -- Concerning the proper age to get married -- Carolyn, AGE 8...