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• The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.
  -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathe...
• That's no answer," Job said, "And for someone who's supposed to be omnipotent, let me tell you 'tabernacle' has only one l.
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• Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food
  frequently there must be a beverage. -- Woody Allen, Without Feathe...
• Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food
  frequently there must be a beverage. -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathe...