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• I'd love to go out with you, but I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.
• I'd love to, but... I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.
  -- 7 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I've got a Friends of the Lowly Rutabaga meeting.
  -- I promised to help a friend fold road maps. -- I've been scheduled for a karma transplant....
• I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat.
• I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I snore.
• Bart: [shudders] I hate this place. Lisa: Yeah. It seems like our house, but everything's got a creepy Pat Boone-ish quality to it.
  Ned: Hey, kids! Nachos, Flanders style -- that's cucumbers with cottage cheese....
• I don't do this for my health, you understand. I do it for the pain.
  I *LOVE* the pain! -- Professor Hugh D. Young, quoted out of context....