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• Why did the Chtorran eat only one of the Vice-President's legs?
  It didn't want to leave him without a leg to stand on....
• Community property is equal rights without equal responsibilities.
• I'm a hero with coward's legs.
• Motorcyclists do it with spread legs.
• One of it's legs is both the same.
• FAITH: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks, without knowledge, of things without parallel.
  -- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary...
• The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman -- any woman -- with beautiful legs.
  -- Marlene Dietrich...
• FROG,n. An amphibian with edible legs.
• It runs in the blood like wooden legs.