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• For large values of one, one equals two, for small values of two.
• Four minus two is one and the same.
• No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved. -- Mignon McLaughli
• The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next.
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• No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you will see why.
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• Rimmer: Kry-ten! Assuming, assuming of course we're not dealing with five dimensional objects in a basically Euclidean geometric universe
  and given the essential premis that all geomathematics is based on the hideously limiting notion of one plus one equals two, and as Asterman correctly postulated one and two are the same thing observed from different precep...
• infinity: n. 1. The largest value that can be represented in a particular type of variable (register, memory location, data type, whatever).
  2. `minus infinity': The smallest such value, not necessarily or even usually the simple negation of plus infinity....
• infinity n. 1. The largest value that can be represented in a particular type of variable (register, memory location, data type, whatever).
  2. `minus infinity': The smallest such value, not necessarily or even usually the simple negation of plus infinity....
• When speculation has done its worst, two plus two still equals four. -- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)