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• The student in question is performing minimally for his peer group and is an emerging underachiever.
• Did you hear about the weak-willed teenager who was forced into voyeurism by his Peeping Tom friends.
  It was peer-group pressure....
• A student, in hopes of understanding the Lambda-nature, came to Greenblatt.
  As they spoke a Multics system hacker walked by. "Is it true", asked the student, "that PL-1 has many of the same data types as Lisp"....
• A student, in hopes of understanding the Lambda-nature, came to Greenblatt.
  As they spoke a Multics system hacker walked by. "Is it true," asked the student, "that PL-1 has many of the same data types as Lisp?...
• Muted and magnificent, without a pee
• At five minutes before the hour, a student will ask a question requiring a ten minute answer.
  -- M. M. Johnsto...
• An A is easily obtained if a student calls his instructor "Professor." -- M. M. Johnsto