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  He angrily growled,"who`s been eating my porridge?...
• Barney: These fumes aren't as fun as beer. Sure, I'm all dizzy and nauseous, but where's the inflated sense of self-esteem?
  [a man at the end of the bar slumps to the floor] Moe...
• An optimist -- Someone who hasn't been given all the facts yet.
• Columbus had a fourth ship - it sailed over the edge.
• Pepsunami: the tidal wave of carbonation that cascades over the edge.
• So, how long have you been on the edge?
• How many white trash pickup truck driven cheap beer drinkin cable tv pirating obnoxious belchin americanos -- does it take to screw in a LIGHT BULB.
  One, but he'll be too busy touting the superiority of the soft white variety over all others....
• It might be worth reflecting that this group was originally created back in September of 1987 and has exchanged over 1200 messages.
  The original announcement for the group called for an all inclusive discussion ranging from the writings of Gibson and Vinge and movies like Bladerunner to real world things like Brands' description of the work being done at the MIT Media Lab....
• First Barney, then Michael... who's next?