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• Q: What's a light-year? A: One-third less calories than a regular year.
• When I was a kid my mother switched religions from Catholic to Episcopalian.
  Which is what, Catholic Lite? One third less guilt than that regular religion!...
• How many weeks are there in a light year?
• Just one year of love is better than a lifetime alone... -- Quee
• Meanwhile, back in the year ONE...
• Quote #34 Q: What is IBM's definition of a man year?
  A: 720 programmers trying to finish the job before lunch....
• Q: What's an IBM man-year? A: 730 people trying to get a project done before noon. -- Anon.