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• A cat's best friend is his teddy bear. -- Garfield.
• Sex is nobody's business but me and my teddy bear'
• I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. -- Woody Alle
• Reach into the thoughts of friends, And find they do not know your name.
  Squeeze the teddy bear too tight, And watch the feathers burst the seams....
• You are being followed by a very large, tame bear.
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  Make the programmers less stupid and/or make the users less stupid....
• Once upon a time there was a kingdom ruled by a great bear.
  The peasants were not very rich, and one of the few ways to become at all wealthy was to become a Royal Knight....
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...