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• Sex is nobody's business but me and my teddy bear'
• A cat's best friend is his teddy bear. -- Garfield.
• Barebear: A very worn teddy bear kept from childhood.
• I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. -- Woody Alle
• Reach into the thoughts of friends, And find they do not know your name.
  Squeeze the teddy bear too tight, And watch the feathers burst the seams....
• There are two ways to improve on human factors in computing
  Make the programmers less stupid and/or make the users less stupid....
• God created sex. Priests created marriage. -- Voltaire
• Sink or Swim with Teddy!
• Teddy Bears are better than valium.