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• Bankers do it with interest (penalty for early withdrawal).
• Bankers do it for money, but there is a penalty for early withdrawal.
• Severe interest penalty for early withdrawal.
• Premature withdrawal may lead to loss of interest.
• Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.
• This product is meant for educational purposes only.
  Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental....
• Finance majors do it with interest.
• Warning: Do not remove under penalty of law.
• PLEASE DON'T SMOKE HERE! Penalty: An early, lingering death from cancer, emphysema, or other smoking-caused ailment.