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• I'd love to go out with you, but I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
• I'd love to, but... I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
  -- 14 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I've got a Friends of the Lowly Rutabaga meeting.
  -- I promised to help a friend fold road maps. -- I've been scheduled for a karma transplant....
• I'd love to go out with you, but I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
• I'm wizzing with the door open, and I love it! -- Homer Alone, "Homer the Heretic
• I'd love to, but... I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
  -- 54 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• Lisa: Just make up some excuse! [running to hide] Home
  [answering the door] She's in the can. Go away. -- "I Love Lisa...