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• I'd love to go out with you, but I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
• I'd love to, but... I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
  -- 54 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I've got a Friends of the Lowly Rutabaga meeting.
  -- I promised to help a friend fold road maps. -- I've been scheduled for a karma transplant....
• I'd love to, but... I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
  -- 25 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... the last time I went, I never came back. -- 47 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to stay home and see if I snore. -- 96 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
  -- 11 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I feel a song coming on. -- 71 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO