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• I'd love to go out with you, but I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
• Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
  -- I'm attending the opening of my garage door. -- The monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots....
• I'd love to, but... I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
  -- 25 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat.
• I don't do this for my health, you understand. I do it for the pain.
  I *LOVE* the pain! -- Professor Hugh D. Young, quoted out of context....
• Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I've got a Friends of the Lowly Rutabaga meeting.
  -- I promised to help a friend fold road maps. -- I've been scheduled for a karma transplant....
• I'd love to go out with you, but I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
• I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender.