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• Bother! said Pooh, it's your husband and he has a gun.
• Treat the other man's faith gently: it is all he has to believe with. -- Henry S. Haski
• Poland has gun control.
• First Principle for Patients: Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is or how to treat it.
• A man doesn't automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the dirt and beg for it.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• No man can possibly improve in any company for which he has not respect enough to be under some degree of restraint.
  -- Chesterfield...
• Love may laugh at locksmiths, but he has a profound respect for money bags.
  -- Sidney Paternoster, "The Folly of the Wise...
• O You have had all that money can give you, but that wasn't enough.
  =`\<, You became a thrill-seeker. Kill for the thrill....
• Bailiff, whack his peepee!