Dentist, n.:
A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in one's mouth, pulls
coins out of one's pockets.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in one's mouth, pulls
coins out of one's pockets.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in one's mouth,
pulls coins out of one's pockets. -- Ambrose Bierce... - Dentist:
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pulls coins out of one's pockets. -- Ambrose... - DENTIST, n. A prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth,
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