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• Life is full of surprises when you're up th' stream of consciousness without a paddle.
  .. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Someone set us up the bomb.
• Life is full of pleasant surprises.
• God is love; Satan is 30 and up one set.
• A metallic voice says, "Hello, Intruder! Your unauthorized presence in the vault area of the Bank of Zork has set off all sorts of nasty surprises, several of which seem to have been fatal.
  This message brought to you by the Frobozz Magic Alarm Company....
• Life is full of little surprises -- Pandora
• You'll find I'm full of surprise
• Cats - nature's own pop-up targets!
• Sexy women are nature's way of saying, "Keep it up!