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• TUSSOCK Word only used in novels about farms in out of the way places.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• INCOMPETENCE A politer word for stupidity. If you are accused of incompetence, just remember, it is far better to be incompetent than incontinent (see below).
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• DICTIONARY A book, generally in alphabetical order, which lists the definitions of a number of words.
  It is often postulated that persons who are unfamiliar with the spellings of words should refer to dictionaries....
• Lisa: `Id', triple-word score! Homer: No abbreviations.
  Lisa; Not I.D., Dad, `id'. It's a word! Bart: As in "This game is stoop-id"....
• ROLLERBLADING By far the most fashionable way to injure yourself at the moment.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• OBJET The same as "Object", but for the French and/or pretentious.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• OBJECT Another of those words which is very good an being fairly anonymous in its description of anything, and not actually meaning very much.
  Generally most useful when you want to describe something, but are unaware what the fuck it is....
• BUGGER Common suffix to the word "oh". May also have some sexual connotations, but we're not getting into all that again.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• How many scrabble players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  I don't actually know, but it's on a triple word score anyway....