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• Woman on Street: Sir, you are drunk; very, very drunk.
  Winston Churchill: Madame, you are ugly; very, very ugly. I shall be sober in the morning....
• Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
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• It is no use saying, "We are doing our best." You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary.
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• When you get a thing the way you want it, leave it alone. Winston Churchill