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• The American system of ours, call it Americanism, call it Capitalism
  call it what you like, gives each and every one of us a great opportunity if we only seize it with both hands and make the most of it....
• Most of us are umpires at heart; we like to call balls and strikes on somebody else. -- Leo Aikma
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Skinner: Only one question remains, gentlemen...what do we call ourselves?
  Nigel: How about, "Handsome Homer Simpson Plus Three?...
• You guys--you gain thirty pounds and we call you cuddly.
  We gain an ounce and you call us taxis. Then you don't call us at all. -- Carol Siskind...
• Scott: "You're giving me one of your shuttles?" Picard
  Well, call it an 'extended loan'. Since you lost your ship saving ours it seemed only fair....
• What we call progress is a matter of exchanging one problem for another.
• You call that a radar screen! No sir, we call it.. MrCoffee.
• A secret prize in every call.